JAINITUOS REVIEWS – AMOS DEL UNIVERSO: REVELACIÓN – MIS PROPIAS IMPRESIONES

Amos del Universo: Revelación – Mis propias Impresiones

Hola a todos mis amigos.

Bienvenidos a otra entrada de mi blog.

Hoy quiero hacer algo distinto.

Como ya les dije antes, tenía tantos deseos de hacer una reflexión de esta nueva serie de He-man, producida por el legendario Kevin Smith. Porque, como todos ya hemos visto en el Internet, esto ha dado de qué hablar, y por muy buenas razones, entre ellas el título, esta imagen, y el hecho de que Netflix sea el que está produciendo esta serie.

Primero que nada, quiero aclarar que soy fan de He-Man, aunque no soy tan obsesivo; nunca me leí los comics, nunca me leí el crossover con Thundercats, y no colecciono sus figuritas; lo que sí me vi fue la serie original, la de los noventas, el remake del 2002, donde Teela era mucho más joven, y la desastrosa película con Dolph Lundgren, aunque a duras penas, porque cada vez que lo hago, no puedo parar de reírme.

También quiero recordarles a mis hermosos lectores que Amos del Universo: Revelación es una secuela de la icónica serie animada de 1983, al menos según Kevin Smith. Y eso lo voy a mencionar luego.

Pero antes, quiero hacer la típica pregunta

¿Se encuentran bien? ¿Estando saludables?

Si la respuesta es sí, entonces yo soy feliz.

Y antes de empezar, debo decir… Habrá spoilers. Con esto dicho, empecemos.

PREMISA

Amos del Universo: Revelación, toma lugar tras la esperada batalla final entre Skeletor y He-Man, en la que, desafortunadamente, la Espada del Poder termina fracturada, la magia de Eternia se derrumba, y He-Man “muere”. Ahora, depende de Teela recuperar la Espada del Poder y salvar tanto a Eternia como al resto del Universo.

En pocas palabras, es como lo decían los fans… Es el Show de Teela.

Es más, yo ya sabía que eso iba a pasar, y no sólo porque Netflix distribuye esta serie, sino porque, como muchos fans, en el tráiler pasó un detalle que creo todos notamos, y es que…

“No estaba la canción icónica de He-Man, la del intro de los ochentas.”

En vez de eso, tenemos “I need a Hero”, que definitivamente no es una mala canción, es muy pegajosa, pero si realmente esta serie es una secuela de He-Man y los Amos del Universo, por lo menos debió incluir esta canción en algún momento, así sea un simple remix. Y fueron estos dos factores lo que me hicieron entender a dónde iría esta serie.

Antes de continuar, quiero aclarar que Amos del Universo: Revelación, para el 25 de julio, tiene cinco capítulos, pero Kevin Smith va a lanzar una segunda parte pronto. Hablando de Kevin Smith, voy a tratar de no hablar mucho de las controversias que giran en torno en su nombre, excepto que Smith nos engañó haciéndonos creer que la serie es sobre He-Man, cuando no es así.

En fin, voy a empezar con…

HISTORIA (Repito… SPOILERS)

Voy a empezar hablando de lo bueno, desde la animación.

Ésta viene de la mano de Powerhouse Animation Studios, la cual se hizo cargo de la fantástica serie de Castlevania de Netflix. Y se nota, porque la paleta de colores está muy bien balanceada, sobre todo en el Castillo de Grayskull, Snake Mountain, Subternia, y el resto de Eternia, le pusieron gran empeño a la animación. Por otro lado, las batallas suelen ser muy entretenidas, y al ver a los personajes que tanto amas, sientes que, de alguna forma, vuelves a esos días de tu infancia. Sólo miren esos hermosos planos.

Y la banda de sonora de Bear McCreary está muy genial, aunque desde luego no supera la rola clásica de He-Man de los ochentas. Nada podría.

Ahora es tiempo de lo malo; prepárense porque aquí tengo mucho que decir.

Primero, les cuento que He-Man sólo vuelve a aparecer en el episodio cuatro, y ni siquiera He-Man, solo como Adam, para que al final, Skeletor le apuñale por la espalda y se apodere de la Espada del Poder.

¡Mataron a He-Man dos veces! ¡Dos veces al hombre más poderoso del universo! No había visto una afrenta así contra un personaje querido de los ochentas y noventas desde John Connor, en Terminator: Dark Fate, o desde Luke Skywalker en Star Wars: Los Últimos Jedi.

¿Entonces por qué este poster que parece mostrar que He-Man llevará las riendas de la serie?

¡Señor Smith! Si va a hacerle esto a los fans, no se queje de que después le tiren mierda.

Segundo, la historia me pareció floja, y a veces hasta forzada. Ni yo sé por dónde empezar, pero tiene el mismo problema que la trilogía de secuelas de Star Wars: pretenden establecer una trama sin un buen trasfondo y luego esperan que la asimilemos así no más, a eso hay que agregar que parece querer destruir, o empañar, mucho del lore de la serie de los ochentas.

Trataré de explicarlo en detalle.

Como ya dije antes, en el primer episodio, tenemos la gran batalla entre He-Man y Skeletor, la cual parece que los mata a ambos; después, vemos que Teela se entera de que el Príncipe Adam es He-Man; para los que recuerdan la serie original, sólo cuatro individuos sabían de su identidad: He-Man, Sorceress, Orko, Man-At-Arms y Cringer, y en el intro de la serie, esto lo clarifican. Pero a los pocos segundos de la batalla, la Reina Marlena revela que Adam está muerto, en pocas palabras, ella también sabía del secreto de su hijo. Y yo me pregunto:

“¿A qué horas supo de esto?” “¿Quién le dijo la verdad?” “¿Man-At-Arms?”

Imposible, porque Man-At-Arms confirma que él también les oculto la verdad.

Y después vemos que Teela se pone furiosa y le reprocha a todos, incluyendo a Man-At-Arms, a quien acaban exiliando, y al propio Adam, para luego renunciar a su puesto en Grayskull y desaparecer. Eso último, para mí, no tiene sentido, pero explicaré después el por qué.

Para el capítulo dos, Teela se vuelve mercenaria, se hace con una compañera, Andra, que después hablaré de ella, y trata de alejarse de todo lo referente a la magia, mientras que es obvio que Eternia está muriendo por la ausencia de ésta. Y yo me pregunto.

“¿Cuánto tiempo ha pasado?” “¿Quién es Andra?” “¿Qué pasó con Randor y Marlena?” “¿Qué hay del pasado entre Adam y Teela?” “¿En serio Teela va a dejar morir a Eternia sólo por sus emociones?”

Mi punto es que esta serie no parece apoyarse en su predecesora para construir su trama, ni siquiera la reconoce; sólo te ponen un par de referencias a ésta y nada más, como los diseños de He-Man, Teela, Man-At-Arms, Sorceress y Skeletor. Pero para el capítulo dos, todo lo referente a la serie de los ochenta es casi inexistente, con excepción de un par de flashbacks con He-Man y Teela.

Pero esos flashbacks son puro relleno, no dicen nada de la relación entre Adam y Teela, ni cómo se conocieron, cómo se volvieron amigos, qué clase de confianza tenían, si en algún momento Teela le habló de lo que He-Man le inspira a Adam. Ese tipo de cosas que construyen a los personajes, cosa que considero tan importante como la historia. De hecho, si quitas esos flashbacks, no le afecta a ésta en nada.

Y tomando en cuenta que Amos del Universo: Revelación, es una secuela de He-Man, debería explorar más a los personajes y sus vínculos dentro del contexto de la serie original, especialmente por semejante decisión tan drástica que tomó Teela al final del primer capítulo.

Admito que es difícil de explicar, hasta para mí; básicamente se resume a esto – Si lo de ser secuela es una mentira, entonces crea tu propio trasfondo que justifique a los protagonistas, sobre todo a Andra y a Teela, y si no lo es, entonces desarrolla un poco el contexto de tu serie predecesora, para que se note el vínculo. Pero no pongas a Teela renunciando a su puesto en Grayskull de esa forma tan brusca porque queda muy mal. A esto me refería con lo que ser forzado.

También, el ritmo de la historia es algo lento y pesado. Y todo es culpa de Teela, por su actitud que sólo puedo calificar como pedante; el personaje, lejos de emocionarte, te exaspera, todo el tiempo se la pasa quejándose, basureando la magia, basureando a He-Man, y escapando de sus responsabilidades. De hecho, les confieso que, cuando veía los episodios, todo lo que quería era adelantarlos, o ver cuánto faltaba.

El problema de Amos del Universo: Revelación no es que se quiera centrar en Teela, el problema es que no se siente natural, es una trampa para osos, te enganchan con los posters, los trailers y las figuras de acción, pero al final, es una historia sin alma enfocada en una heroína irritante, que no sólo no te transmite carisma, sino que le lanza piedras a todo aquello que los fans queremos, como pasó con Terminator: Dark Fate, como pasó con Ghostbusters 2016, como pasó con La Trilogia de secuelas de Star Wars. ¿Si notan el patrón?

Y ya para terminar con la historia, quiero aclarar que hay escenas que están bien hechas, pero más que nada es por el diálogo, como en el capítulo tres, en donde Orko habla con Andra, y le dice que él no puede recordar las fantásticas aventuras con He-Man y sus amigos, así que le da el siguiente consejo:

“Andra, si decides volverte aventurera, llega siempre un diario y escribe todo, así sean los detalles más insignificantes, porque cuando todo termine, sólo tendrás dos cosas al final – buenos amigos y recuerdos felices.”

Esa escena se me hizo bonita. De hecho, hay más escenas así, como el encuentro entre Teela y Cringer. Pero ellas solas no mejoran la historia, ni siquiera un poco. Lamentablemente.

PERSONAJES

En general, la parte de los personajes es mejor… pero no demasiado.

Para empezar, debemos darle crédito de que los personajes de Man-At-Arms, He-Man, Adam, Cringer, Beast Man y Tri-klops conservan sus personalidades; en cuanto a Orko, creo que querían mejorarlo, cosa que no hacía falta, en mi opinión personal. Orko estaba bien como lo dejaron, pero si ese era el caso… lo arruinaron con su muerte en el episodio 4.

¿Por qué? Porque su muerte fue muy prematura. Orko casi no hace nada, y le quieren una muerte digna sin antes darle un arco o desarrollo en óptimas condiciones. Igual que con He-Man

Lo que pasó con Han Solo en El Despertar de la Fuerza, o Luke Skywalker en Los Últimos Jedi.

No obstante, Mark Hamill hace un gran trabajo como Skeletor. Hace que el personaje sea intimidante y se puede tomar en serio como amenaza, aunque a veces suena como Skeletor, y otras como el Guasón. También Tony Todd como Scare Glow está genial. El actor en sí es uno de mis favoritos, pero su voz es de lo mejor, se nota que él nació para doblar villanos.

Ahora, todos conocemos esa reputación que tiene Netflix de forzar la inclusión dentro de franquicias… a expensas de la historia. ¡Claro! Hay casos donde la inclusión la hacen bien, como con Bojack Horseman y con She-Ra y las Princesas del Poder. El problema, es que, por cada She-Ra, tenemos cinco o seis Netflix’s Death Note.

“Lo que hicieron con L (Lakeith Stainfeld) simplemente no tiene perdón. No saben cuanto odio a este L, es sin duda alguna el peor de todos.”

¿Por qué digo esto? Porque tengo una pregunta digna – ¿Quién demonios es Andra?

¡Es verdad! Ella es la compañera de Teela y una talentosa ingeniera, pero el personaje no tiene trasfondo – no se dónde viene, ni cómo conoció a Teela, ni las aventuras que vivieron. ¿Cómo pretenden que queramos a un personaje así de plano? Y si, yo sé que Andra apareció en los cómics, pero es más que claro que no es una adaptación, sobre todo porque esta Andra es de piel oscura.

Miren… Voy a decir mi opinión sobre la inclusión para el futuro… ¡Me encanta! ¡Amo la inclusión! Técnicamente yo soy de una minoría, por lo que tener personajes de distintas razas, géneros y orientación sexual es hermoso, porque eso demuestra lo variopinto y colorido que es el mundo. Pero hay una gran diferencia entre inclusión natural… E INCLUSIVIDAD FORZADA, o entre inclusividad y tokenismo.

Tokenismo es cuando pones a un personaje con una característica que es, por lo general, superficial, y lo vuelves todo en éste, lo que da como resultado algo plano y risible. Si deseas ser inclusivo en tu historia, hazlo; como ya dije, eso es muy lindo, pero asegúrate de que la raza, el género o la orientación sexual sean sólo PARTE de tus personajes; debes también incluir sus fuerzas, sus debilidades, sus traumas, sus miedos, sus sueños… Su humanidad. Y sobre todo… No ser racista con los hombres blancos heterosexuales, o con aquellos que no piensan como tú.

Perdón. Lo que quiero decir es que Andra se me hace olvidable y simplona, porque se nota que querían poner otras razas sólo porque sí, De hecho… Amber de Invencible tiene más personalidad de Andra.

Aunque he de decir que Evil-Lynn sigue siendo la villana más hipnótica y carismática, sobre todo con la voz de Lena Headey. ¡Oh! ¡Estoy enamorado!

Y ya para terminar, quiero decir que me parece una estupidez que Teela abandonara a su familia y a Eternia a su suerte por un secreto que ella pudo descubrir hace años, Es una actitud cobarde, egoísta y reprochable que sé no tiene nada que ver con la Teela con la que crecimos, especialmente porque a ella la ponen, y cito… “una guerrera letal y una formidable estratega.” Si eso fuera cierto, entonces ella hubiera sospechado de que Adam es He-Man.

Teela es una guerrera, la guardiana de Adam y se volvió Man-At-Arms, ella debería entender que hay sacrificios, riesgos, más que nada por lo que está en juego en Eternia; hay un deber que cumplir, y por eso, éste está por encima de nuestras emociones. Teela puede estar molesta, pero ni Grayskull, ni Eternia, ni el Universo tienen por qué pagar por las decisiones de cinco personas.

Además, es que su diseño a partir del capítulo 2 no me gustó mucho; especialmente su corte de cabello; no sé, pero me recuerda mucho al de Abby, en The Last of Us: Part II.

Y lo peor de todo es que ella no mejora; todo el tiempo le tira basura a la magia, a Grayskull, a Adam, aun cuando él sacrificó su vida para darle una esperanza a Eternia, siempre con esa actitud pedante. De hecho, en el capítulo 3, cuando se reencuentra con su padre, ella le reprocha por ser un cobarde que sólo piensa en él mismo. “Mira quién habla.” Y antes de Subternia, Teela menciona algo a Man-At-Arms sobre compensar el pasado, diciendo…

“…but If you want to make it all up to me…”

Que traduce en: si deseas compensarme a mí

Lo que me llevó a pensar… ¿Qué tiene que compensarle él a Teela? Ella, lejos de ayudarle a llevar su exilio, lo abandonó a su suerte, como ya lo dije, sólo por un secreto que Teela, en su calidad de guerrera, pudo haber ido descifrando con sus habilidades. Digo, Duncan adoptó a Teela, la amo, la educó, es quien es en parte gracias a él. ¿Y así es cómo le agradece?  

Quizás esté equivocado; si alguien puede corregirme, se lo agradecería en el fondo.

CONCLUSIÓN

Amos del Universo: Revelación es una serie mediocre que no me dejó satisfecho.

Como serie de He-Man, deja mucho que desear; no tiene un trasfondo sólido, muchos de sus personajes hacen bulto, a pesar de la hermosa animación, es muy aburrida; y a pesar de las geniales, quieres que todo termine rápido. Pero como secuela de la serie ochentera, es todavía peor, no se siente esa conexión con su serie hermana, no aprovecha las posibles tramas que posee. Y lo más grave de todo…

¡¡Deja muy mal parado a He-Man!!

Yo quizás vea la Parte II, pero hasta ahí. Reitero que todo esto sólo es mi opinión. Lo cierto es que esta serie va a dividir a los fans, así como hizo Star Wars: Los Últimos Jedi.  

Si quieres verla, perfecto… Vela. Y si te gusto, te gusto. Yo respetaré eso. Pero no prometo que te deje contento.

Y para terminar, a los que no les gustó Amos del Universo: Revelación, vayan con la serie original, o si no… con el remake de 2002. ¡En mi opinión personal, es mucho!

Y recuerden…

¡USTEDES TIENEN EL PODER!

JAINITUOS ANIME REVIEWS – Yashahime – Princess Half-Demon

Yashahime – Princess Half-Demon

Studio: Sunrise

Genre: Adventure, Fantasy

Hello my friends.

Now the time has come for me to review…

But first, I must apologise to all of you, my friends, because I tried to finish the Part II of My Own Impressions entry of Inuyasha; unfortunately I had to work last Friday (I thought I didn’t have to, but then some misunderstanding took place), without mentioning that I overslept due to the Daylight Saving Time. The good news is that the first thing I did was to check out the first episode of Yashamine: Princess Half-Demon. And with that still fresh, I’m ready to write.

But firstm the usual questions:

Are you my friends ok? Feeling healthy?

If the answer is yes, then I am happy.

Having said that, let’s go on the review,

PREMISE

Moroha just doesn’t back off!

SOME SPOILERS AHEAD. BE CAREFUL!

Yashahime: Princess Half-Demon takes after the events of Inuyasha: The Final Act. Naraku has been defeated, the Shikon Jewel has been destroyed, Kagome decided to stay in Feudal Japan with Inuyasha, Sango and Miroku got married and have offsprings. Even Sesshomaru himself. Two twin daughters – Towa and Setsuna.

At some point, the sisters are separated, and while Setsuna remains in Feudal Japan, Towa enters the Bone Eater’s Well and transports herself to modern era, where she is adopted by the Higurashi family. Now, ten years later, they get reunited, however… Setsuna doesn’t anything about her childhood.

Now both must embark into a new journey to recover the lost memories of Setsuna, along with Moroha, the daughter of Kagome and Inuyasha.

Takahashi-sensei (Rumiko Takahashi) designed the characters, and the studio behind Yashahime is Sunrise, the same one that produced Inuyasha, Inuyasha: The Final Act, and the four movies, something that I am personally grateful about. So no complains, at least not the ones that came from One Punch Man, season 2, and Nanatsu no Taizai: Wrath of the Gods.

Another detail that I really cherished is the return of Kaoru Wada, who also composed the complete soundtrack of Inuyasha.

Finally, Yashahime: Princess Half-Demon will consists in two cours (23-24 episodes).

STORY

Well. Before I start talking about the first episode of Yashamine, I must quote some «trending topic», and that is…

What did you say?

Ok. Hear me out.

I am quoting Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker, because one of the biggest criticisms of the movie was the ridiculous and messy use of fanservice to attract the fans at the expense of the story, something I can’t argue with, especially because it «inherited» all the flaws from both Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Star Wars: The Last Jedi, especially the worst of all: introducing the classic characters like Han, Leia and Luke in the lousiest, disrespectful way possible, but when Rise of Skywalker was released, it destroyed any trace of subtlety, if there was any.

Anyway, my point is that Yashahime starts introducing Towa Higurashi in Feudal Japan, as a way of tease, and then, the story goes six months after the end of Inuyasha: The Final Act. It takes its time to visually explain what happened to our classic characters, Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Sesshomaru. After all, none of Yashahime will be possible without them, and the new anime focuses in the daughters of Sesshomaru, Moroha and their relationships, so it makes sense to start from the classics, revealing how Towa, Setsuna and Moroha became who they are in the most organic way possible, and finally, giving Inuyasha, Kagome and the others the respect they earned. Not just deserved… earned, with their stories and individual developments.

If something, giving us a satisfying ending to what Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Shippo, Sango and Sesshomaru started before expanding them as characters. Something that Star Wars sequel trilogy FAILED to do. Instead, all of its movies turned Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and Lando, into generic filler cast.

I am making it sound like Episode 1 is another adventure from Inuyasha and company, and for the most part… It is. Setsuna and Moroha appear almost at the end, but don’t worry, I’ll get there later. Again, Inuyasha and company (including Kohaku) are in their best shapes; as awesome and badass as in Inuyasha and Inuyasha: The Final Act, there are two changes. 1. That Miroku and Sango have a new son, Hisui. 2. Kagome has become stronger and braver. So rest assured that our beloved characters are still great. And now, they must hunt a Root Demon that Kikyo sealed, even before meeting Inuyasha. They win, but… nothing seems what it is.

And the preview of Episode 2 confirms that it will expand what episode 1 started, and answer how Towa and Setsuna got separated.

So again, the story:

  1. Respects the identity of Inuyasha and company as characters.
  2. Is making a proper transition between one story and the other.
  3. Teases us delightfully with our loveable heroines.
  4. Gives us some references about Reiwa Era. (Times goes by)

I must confess that one of my favourite elements of any kind of story is a timeskip properly done (i.e. Naruto, Ben 10, Mortal Kombat X, God of War 2018). And this is why I am excited about Yashamine: Princess Half-Demon. Can’t wait until episode 2.

CHARACTERS

Like I said, it is still too soon to start talking about Towa, Setsuna and Moroha, but, for now, I am pretty satisfied with how this new series is developing the classic characters. So, I will talk about the design of the three of them. I think they look really beautiful. Towa has this vibe of modern-era Japan, combined with that awesome, charming onee-chan, if I am correct about her role in the Higurashi family. Setsuna looks like the cool, stoic character that has a lot of potential for the story, and there is plenty of both Inuyasha and Kagome in Moroha. After all…

«The apple never falls far from the tree.»

Takahashi-sensei, from my perspective, is an expert in creating characters, both physically and mentally, especially in Inuyasha, and despite from having a manga… yet, Yashahime has a lot of potential.

I will be for episode 2.

CONCLUSION

There you go! After finally completing the cycle of Sword Art Online: Alicization, it is good to move on and see different proposals, and I believe that Yashahime: Princess Half-Demon worth the attention.

But I am not done yet. I will come back for My Own Impressions of Inuyasha – Part II very soon. And I need to watch Fire Force – season 2, Re:Zero – season 2; Haikyu!!, and The Misfit of the Demon Academy.

I will be pretty busy writing in my blog. So no more Star Wars sequel trilogy. For the fans… Can you forgive for not loving it that much?

I guess not.

JAINITUOS FILM REVIEWS – Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (With spoilers)

Hey guys, it is me again.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU!!!!! AND A HAPPY 2020!!!

Right now, I am going to do something different. This time, I am going to make another review of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, but with spoilers. And boy… Do I have a lot of say!! Because despite I consider it a good Star Wars movie, I don’t think is the best way to culminate the sequel trilogy.

Remember. I said the sequel trilogy.

And in this review, I will explain my reasons of why is that. And of course, this review will… you know… Have spoilers of the movie.

But before that… I hope you guys are in good health and prosperity. If you are, then I am happy.

Now. On to the review.

STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

Taking place one year after Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the Supreme Leader of the First Order, Kylo Ren, arrives to the planet Exegol, where we finds out that his former master, Supreme Leader Snoke, is a clone of Emperor Palpatine, and the latter orders him to kill Rey. Personally, despite being so excited about the «resurrection» of Palpatine, I have so many questions, like:

How did Palpatine survive being thrown in the abyss by Darth Vader?

More importantly:

«How did he survive the destruction of the second Death Star?»

This might look like a small problem, but it cracks away many important elements that we believed were conclusive from the original trilogy.

Speaking of which, on their way to Pasaana, Finn, Rey, Poe Dameron and C-3PO act all the time like brothers, and I mean family; Arguing, treating with confidence, working well together, like the cast from the original trilogy. Personally, I love this moment between all of them; that is, until that critical side of me awoke and put this in question, because, for those who remember, Finn, Rey and Poe Dameron separated throughout The Last Jedi, and barely bonded during Star Wars: The Force Awakens. And yes, I know they worked together to bring the location of Luke Skywalker to the Resistance. But one thing is to work together, and another is to properly establish a bond, especially in movies.

Case in point. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 1 & Vol 2. In the first movie, Peter Quill, a.k.a., Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, Groot and Rocket Raccoon started as a group of outlaws, gathered together by unfortunate circumstances. At the beginning, they do not stand each other, but they create a bond step by step; knowing each other, knowing their respective pasts, learning more about themselves and being honest one with another, especially Quill and Gamora; fans and moviegoers learn about the team, thanks to the events of the movie; that its members are united by one purpose, save the Universe from Thanos and his minions, becoming what they are now: The Guardians of the Galaxy. And by the second movie, those bonds, perfectly explored in Vol. 1, are strengthen more, especially when.

1. We know of who is Star-Lord’s father.

2. We are given more details about the troubled relationship between Gamora and Nebula.

My point is that, in terms of character relationships, neither The Force Awakens nor  The Last Jedi do a good job with its main characters, and by the time we reach to The Rise of Skywalker, is impossible to believe they became that close. Perhaps they did off-screen, but for the audience, this does not have the same impact as in Guardians of the Galaxy movies.

Speaking of characters. What is the issue with Zorii Bliss and Poe Dameron? The movie states that she was betrayed by Dameron at some point, just to practically disappear afterwards; sure she helps Dameron and his friend escape The First Order from Kijimi. And when she returns in the epic battle of Exegol, nothing else happens. Well, after the victory of the Resistance, Poe Dameron apparently invites her to… go a place, and she says no. Could the movie at least made her take her helmet off? And I mean her helmet. Not just her visor!

Remember what I said in my non-spoiler review of The Rise of Skywalker where I mention SHOW, DON’T TELL. This is what I meant.

Finally. What about Rose and Finn? Yes. I know that many Star Wars fans hated them together in The Last Jedi, but that doesn’t excuse The Rise of Skywalker to discard them just like that, let alone discard Rose out of the plot. If she was not going to return, then at least the movie could justify that she was watching over Leia, or that she had to prepare the Resistance for the final assault. But no. Rose barely has any dialogue, or involvement with Finn. This is mere speculation from me, but I would say that both J.J. Abrams and Chris Terrio did that for the fans, not to make them angry and convince them to watch the movie; in other words, pure fanservice, and since Rose is there practically as background, all the more reason.

I don’t know you guys, but if I was the writer of Episode IX, and they asked me to get rid of Rose, at least I will try to give her a proper demise, or a small part in which she says goodbye to Finn.

Okay. Not everything regarding character development is disappointing. There are also very good things. Like the relationship between Kylo Ren and Rey.

If there a thing we must really praise The Last Jedi, is the deep conflict between these two characters. Rey successfully intensifies the inner turmoil of Kylo Ren, and Kylo Ren, through his interactions with Rey, inspire us to want know more about her past. The chemistry between them is wonderful. Like I said in my non-spoiler review, they hold The Rise of Skywalker together, and at the end, they have this entertaining lightsaber duels; they are not perfect, but sure they are very enjoyable, especially the second one, in which Rey «kills» Kylo Ren, while she «frees» Ben Solo.

And this could not make for a better ending. I mean, Palpatine is defeated by Rey with the deflection of his force lightning (Advice for you Sheev – DON’T USE FORCE LIGHTNING – ITS HAVE NEVER BROUGHT ANYTHING GOOD TO YOU.), she dies, buy then Ben Solo resurrected her, at cost of his own life. They kissed, Ben Solo smiles and dies. Bittersweet, yet satisfying, especially the part in which Ben becomes One with the Force. I wish his Force Ghost was included when Rey introduces herself as…

«REY SKYWALKER»

Also. This leaves wondering. What were Rey and Ben Solo at the end? They became a couple? They were in love with each other from the beginning? And…

«What was that thing Finn wanted to tell to Rey? I love you?»

Ok. Ok. I talked a lot about the characters already. Now it is time to move something that I can’t stop praising from The Rise of Skywalker. 

It’s visuals

Like I said in my non-spoiler review, you can feel the beauty and the atmosphere of the planets through the visuals. When Kylo Ren arrives to Exegol in search of Palpatine, I feel dreaded, like I was in a real Sith homeworld. Honestly, I have never seen this claustrophobic atmosphere in a planet since the derelict in Alien, or Alien Isolation for that matter. It was amazing.

Before I continue, I also praise the beginning of the movie for citing the story of Darth Plagueis and his fight against death from Revenge of the Sith. This element add some aura of mystery to both Exegol and the lore of Star Wars. From my perspective at least.

Back to the visuals. I really liked Pasaana. Wadi Rum in Jordan, where the scenes from Pasaana were shot, has always been such a wonderful place for films that take place in the desert, and will always be. And I guess Pinewood Studios has billions of handful resources, I am saying this because Kijimi, despite not being the best set for a Star Wars movie ever done, it’s pretty convincing. And Kef Bir… Wow!! When I recognise that piece of the second Death Star… it really blew my mind. Sure. It can be done with CGI and modern technology, but that simple frame in which we see those remains was enough to impress me. And when Rey went inside, it really paid off. The sense of danger, the fear of the extinct Galactic Empire… The legacy of the Battle of Endor… Everything was there. Everything that made me relive that marvel that came from Return of the Jedi.

And when Rey meets her «Sith self» in the former throne of Palpatine… you know what I thought?

«This is what The Last Jedi should have done in the first place.»

My respects for the atmosphere. It definitely mixed up with the narrative, making the story more compelling.

On the other hand, is there any opportunity that we can see more about Jannah and her past with the First Order? She has a lot of resemblances with Finn; both deflected the First Order and joined the Resistance. This is one of those cases in which I consider a spin-off could work, one in which we explore about the past of Finn and Jannah, how they were trained inside the First Order, and how was life as a Stormtrooper.

Perhaps the first movie from Rian Johnson’s new trilogy can be centred on these characters.

And finally… The climax in Exegol.

Ok. I am not going to lie. I don’t think this is the best conclusion for the sequel trilogy. It was not a bad battle, but it could been bigger, more intense, especially because of the Sith Troopers. I was one of the millions who had very high expectations of these guys. How couldn’t I? But then, I realised they barely do anything, they are just Storm Troopers, but in red. And the same thing can be said about the Knights of Ren. Are these guys supposed to be too powerful? Also, I feel that the battle could arrived earlier. This was supposed to be the Epic End of both the sequel trilogy and the Skywalker Saga, Wasn’t it? Then this movie could have done something bigger, something timeless, especially since Palpatine almost killed the Resistance with his bare hands. It was nice to see starships blowing each other, but I think the battle in the Starkiller from The Force Awakens was far more impressive. Also, the editing in the climax from Exegol was not the best, so it does not really feel like all the Galaxy was there to stop the Final Order once and for all.

And when the Resistance defeated both Palpatine and the Final Order, I can’t stop but wondering… Does this mean that peace will finally come to the Galaxy? What happened to the New Republic? Is there going to be a New New Republic? (LMFAO) What was whoever Chancellor is in charge doing during this war?

At least the Resistance could have proclaimed something like:

«Time to reconstruct the Republic.»

But I liked Rey’s new lightsaber. That yellow looks beautiful, and so it does the handle, like a balance between good and evil.

CONCLUSION

Well guys. Thank you so much for sticking with me during my spoiler review of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. As you could see, there was so much to say, more than I could thought. And overall, the movie is not bad; its has its faults, and to be honest, every Star Wars movies has its faults, even the original ones. But the elements that are great really deserve universal acclaim; these characters, Finn, Rey, Poe Dameron and Kylo Ren came as interesting and compelling, to the point that they already got their places in our hearts, and we will continue remember them for the years to come.

Also, despite fans are divided regarding both The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi, I think they are solid movies, some of the best from Star Wars, and so it is The Rise of Skywalker. People will watch these movies, some will hate them, some will love them, but they will continue being a source of debate for very good reasons.

Probably Disney wanted this in a way, and they succeeded. It’s only my opinion. You guys will have a different viewpoint.

I guess that all I can is… see by yourself.

And for the matter.

«May the Force be With You.»

JAINITUOS FILM REVIEWS – Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Non-spoilers)

Hey Guys. This is Jaime here.

Welcome to another film review. After so many years (two at least of waiting), I am happy to announce I have finally watched Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, a.k.a., Star Wars – Episode IX.

It’s the time of the Truth. Or shall I say… The Time of The Force.

But before I continue, there are two things I want to tell you. The First one… MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE AND A HAPPY NEW 2020. (Hopefully I will continue giving you more reviews.)

And the second thing… Are you guys doing alright? If you are happy, especially in these holidays, then I am happy too.

With that said, ready for the review.

STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

Story

Taking one year after the events of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the story begins when Kylo Ren, played by Adam Driver, finds a very unexpected clue that will not only change the life of his enemies from the Resistance, but also the fate of the galaxy in the amazing conclusion of the nine-part journey of what now we know as THE SKYWALKER SAGA. And of course, the Jedi Apprentice Rey, played by Daisy Ridley, will join her good ol’ friends, Finn, played by John Boyega, and Poe Dameron, played by Oscar Isaac, to stop Ren and the First Order at all cost.

And of course… we also have this amazing cast that includes the late Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Lupita Nyong’o, Joonas Suotamo, Domhnall Gleeson, Naomi Ackie, Keri Russell, Richard E. Grant, Kelly Marie Tran…

But the best part is the return of veteran Star Wars actors Billy Dee Williams and Ian McDiarmid, as Lando Calrissian and Sheev Palpatine respectively. And of course, the movie is directed by J.J. Abrams (My respects), who also directed The Force Awakens.

First and foremost, you must know that I am a huge fan of Star Wars since I was a kid; I watched every single movie in the cinemas, from the original Star Wars to Return of the Jedi, including The Phantom Menace, and I liked it (Already admitted). The only one that I skipped was Attack of the Clones (possibly worst title of Star Wars). And when Disney announced a new trilogy, I went bananas, especially after watching The Force Awakens…

Sorry for all this digressing, but definitely anyone has its own personal anecdote regarding Star Wars…

My point is that this is the movie that I was expecting from the beginning of 2019, as much as Avengers: Endgame or Joker; and as soon as the movie was released, I immediately bought my ticket and went to the cinema, and… It was a surprise for me!!!

Look, some of you might be thinking that I am overreacting, and that The Rise of Skywalker is not even that great. I am not going to lie. The first act is pretty rushed, especially its first ten minutes; and with all due respect to the memory of Carrie Fisher, but some of her parts are not that believable, you can notice that there is a green screen used for General Leia Organa, which sadly ruins some of the magic, even though I perfectly understand that there was no choice, especially after Fisher’s tragic death.

Nevertheless the movie improves its pacing and rhythm, taking its time to let us enjoy the beautiful landscapes of the Galaxy; and feel its atmosphere in some scenes, which is also one of the beauties from the Star Wars Universe. (Those who have seen Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace definitely know what I am talking about). Especially during the action sequences, where probably The Rise of Skywalker might have too much of them, but I think these are well-edited, and Star Wars fans, both from the classic movies and the post-2012 ones, will enjoy them.

Like I said, the movie improves its rhythm, and by the time of the second act, you start understanding the purpose of everything that is going on in the story, except from some parts that should follow this rule – SHOW, DON’T TELL; but, by this point, the conflict between Kylo Ren and Rey reaches its highest peak. And slowly, some of the questions from both The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi are answered, which is kind of disappointing because we, as fans, demanded more, but the film still is entertaining enough to make desire  more. Better still, The Rise of Skywalker gets into more action rather than exposition, and the former is simple, so we, as audience, can really feel the story and enjoy it… For the most part.

Finally, that third act… BY THE FORCE!!! Ok. Probably is not the best battle from the Star Wars cinematic franchise, but it is definitely what you expect from this sequel trilogy. However, don’t get too excited about the Knights of Ren and the Sith Troopers. I need to tell this by now, because, due to the hype of this movie, they will definitely disappoint you.

Overall, the story is pretty well-balanced, and enjoyable enough, at least during the second and the third act, because the first one is not good despite the epic moments. To be honest, I was very impatient in the cinema, hoping to see the epic final battle between the Resistance and the First Order, struggling not to see the rest as pure filler.

Personally, I find hard to believe that The Rise of Skywalker costed between 250 and 300 million; on the other hand, that can be justified with the changes of the script done by J.J. Abrams and Chris Terrio, or perhaps because the fans were so outraged by The Last Jedi, which I personally enjoyed as much as The Empire Strikes Back. That’s why I got my respects for Abrams; he had a big responsibility, and the sudden departure of Colin Trevorrow during production did not make things easier.

Nonetheless I had so much fun with the good parts. However I will give you a simple advice, focus on these four elements of the overall story:

  1. The conflict between Rey and Kylo Ren
  2. The answered mysteries of both The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi
  3. Land Calrissian
  4. The final battle

With that, the movie will become a joyride.

CHARACTERS

Wow!!! This is kind of a hit and miss

Okay. All of the actors are great, especially Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley; as I said before, these two are the ones who are holding the movie. Moreover, despite my earlier criticism, I think Carrie Fisher does pretty good as Leia. Let’s recognise it… That character was made for Fisher.

Speaking of which… Lando Calrissian was definitely a treat. Once more, Billy Dee Williams puts that good ol’ scoundrel at his best. In fact, ever since Disney announced the sequel trilogy, I never stop wondering:

When we are going to see Lando Calrissian?

And now… here we go. The only problem is that he could be used a little more, or at least more than I could expect. I guess the story and the script did not really had a lot of time for him. But at least he came in the best way possible.

The same goes to Keri Russell as Zorii Bliss. Apparently she has a very important role of a certain character, but her presence is so rushed and so contrived it ends up pretty unconvincing. I wish the script was more polished. If there is a future sequel, or a spin-off, perhaps Keri Russell will have a bigger role.

And what about Finn? Or Poe Dameron? Or R2-D2? The movie states that there is a bond between these three, but if you see this movie, along with The Last Jedi, you will definitely not buy it. At least Mark Hamill gets a pretty good part with despite the script.

Do you see a pattern here? We love most of the characters from the sequel trilogy, but the script of The Rise of Skywalker does not deliver the story they deserve, and that’s a shame, because despite some «moment» between Finn and some «other character» throughout The Last Jedi, there was a lot of potential of all of them.

What a shame.

CONCLUSION

To sum up, I enjoyed The Rise of Skywalker. Personally I don’t think it’s the conclusion that the sequel trilogy deserved, but is a pretty decent conclusion for The Skywalker Saga, and I still gonna watch it again; in addition, most likely the movie will generate the same controversy that came from The Last Jedi.

But with that aside, Episode IX is a really exciting movie, with great visuals, great characters, beautiful and poignant moments and this sensation of the vastness of The Galaxy; all what Star Wars is about. And just like both The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi, The Rise of Skywalker will continue to inspire a lot to talk about for the years to come.

I guess that all I can say is… See it by yourself.

And whatever happens:

«May the Force Be With You.»